| 007. preparations |
[07 Mar 2009|11:52pm] |
Alright, who wants to take me home with them for the break? It'll be just like bringing home a puppy. Only don't pull any of the "fetch" bullshit with me. Unless you're throwing liquor or baked goods, in which case I'm not bringing them back.
Also, I'm bored. Entertain me, my minions.
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| 006. Notes & Things |
[19 Feb 2009|11:55am] |
What if I boycott the NEWTs entirely?
[Private to Alex]
I'm changing your stripper duty to Keep-An-Eye-On-Lucien duty.
[Private to Padma]
I was wondering if you wanted to talk about I just though I should let you know that there will be no removal of any articles of clothing today. Not for a general audience, anyway.
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| 005.5. Casting Call |
[15 Feb 2009|11:51pm] |
[Hexed to 6th & 7th Year Students, minus Lucien]
I need birthday strippers! There's free cake involved.
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| 005. morning after |
[15 Feb 2009|08:44pm] |
Has anyone seen my trousers anywhere abouts? I misplaced them last night.
[Private to Blaise]
I'll be sneaking down to your room for a visit tonight, so don't go to sleep early. And I'm bringing my own quilt because the last time we had a slumber party you hogged the blankets.
[Private to Lucien]
You might have forgotten, but your birthday is fast approaching. I was going to plan you a surprise party, but then I realized I should probably ask you who you'd want to invite. So I'm chucking the surprise part in favor of making sure you don't hate it.
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| 003. This Is An S.O.S |
[05 Feb 2009|12:17am] |
Oooh Ryo, what have you done to me? My sleep has been ruined. I can't rest at all--just laying in bed thinking about it---dreaming about it, my body producing sounds I never knew it could make. And oh, how I've tried to ignore it, but I simply can't. I crave that hot and delicious thing only you can give me. I want it! I need it! ......
Your cooking, I mean. Make me something to eat?
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| 002. Fun With World History |
[31 Jan 2009|09:12pm] |
I was reading a book on muggle history and now I'm thinking you guys should all shag Yanks. Because then when the big O moment happens they can yell out "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
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| 001. If Only The NEWTs Were This Easy |
[29 Jan 2009|11:39pm] |
What were these half hearted 'Fittest' lists I saw going around? Lame.
If we want to be shallow and judgemental, let's go the whole nine yards! We'll go through everyone at Hogwarts and score them "T" for Troll to "O" for Outstanding. You rebuttle on the grade given to the person previously scored and then grade someone else.
Who wants to throw out the first name? Don't be shy now.
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